Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On April 3, 2007, regular scallywag Tristan said:
What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!
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On March 26, 2007, one-eyed Bruce Farrar said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?
Cap'n Book!
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On March 26, 2007, one-legged Capt. B said:
How does a pirate with two hooks scratch his nose?
Verrrry Carefully! YARRR!!
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From: Capt. B of the O'Hara Cache Crew
On March 25, 2007, seven sea sailin' Eve said:
What does a pirate say to his dog when it's time to go for a walk?
Arrrgh, it's time to walk the plank ye sea dog!
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On March 23, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Diane said:
What did the pirate use to clean his car?
ARRRRmorall!
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