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On January 26, 2007, captain Tim said:
Why did the pirate carry a pocket fan?
So he can blow ye out of the water!
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On January 23, 2007, barnacle bitten CGC Rush said:
What do you call a pirate with 8 eyes?
PIIIIIIIIRATE
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On January 5, 2007, land-lubber Brad said:
Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?

Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?
Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!
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On November 10, 2006, seven sea sailin' A Saavy Sea Lass said:
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
The outside!
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On November 10, 2006, seven sea sailin' A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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