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On February 21, 2015, salty ol' Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
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On January 28, 2007, one-legged Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
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On September 28, 2007, chumbucket lickin' The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On July 27, 2006, land-lubber Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic
On November 11, 2014, the most piratical Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
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