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On October 13, 2006, seven sea sailin' Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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On October 6, 2006, regular scallywag Anonymous said:
What did the captain say to the crew on his 80th birthday?
I'mmmmmmm-Eighty!
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On October 6, 2006, one-legged Davy Jones said:
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
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On October 5, 2006, regular scallywag Capt' Bozo said:
Why don't pirates play sports?
There is no AYE in team!
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On October 2, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the forth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket!
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