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On July 12, 2006, salty ol' Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
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From: England, UK
On July 11, 2006, scurvy knave Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Da-balloons!!
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From: Tennessee
On July 11, 2006, the dreaded Sazza Harazza, The Queen Of The Yellow Fever Pirate Skanks. said:
What do pirates and gangsters have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!
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From: Victor Piers Hamilton Montgomery Stitt.
On July 9, 2006, scurvy dog Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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On July 8, 2006, one-eyed Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
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