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On July 8, 2006, seven sea sailin' John Alexander said:
What's a pirate's favorite gun?
Arrrtillary!
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On July 4, 2006, regular scallywag Espi said:
Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!
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On July 4, 2006, the sea-bitten Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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On July 4, 2006, one-legged jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On July 3, 2006, the dreaded Hans said:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
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