- These be jokes 681 - 685 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On May 13, 2006, the dreaded Anonymous Pirate said:
Did you hear about the stupid pirate?
Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!
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On May 12, 2006, the grog-addicted Redruth said:
A man walks into a pet store and says, "I'm playing Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and I'm looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?" The pet store owner says, "You don't want a real parrot, it'll squawk all the time and poop on your shoulder, and what if it falls off during the play?" The man says, "Well, I want to be as realistic as possible." The pet store owner says, "I've got a stuffed parrot you can use. Can you pick it up on Thursday?"
"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."
"Oh, I can't come on Thursday. That's when I'm getting my leg cut off."
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From: Pirate Joke of the day during rehearsal for Treasure Island |
On May 12, 2006, land-lubber Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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From: a friend |
On May 12, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Colin said:
Which British singers do pirates love?
Jarrrrrrrrrrrvis Cocker and Chris Marrrrrrrrrtin!
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From: Me |
On May 11, 2006, the most piratical Captain Karikas said:
What do pirates have in common with serial killers?
They both have pieces of eight lying about the house!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
