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On May 17, 2006, seven sea sailin' J Dawg said:
Why did the pirate have to go to the pharmacy?
Because he had the faaaarrrrrrrrts!
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On May 16, 2006, scurvy knave Patrick RRRRYYan said:
What is a pirate's favorite name for his kid?
Carrrrrrrll!
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On May 16, 2006, seven sea sailin' relientkbluchic said:
What is a pirate's least favorite veggie?
Arrrrtichoke!!!
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On May 16, 2006, barnacle bitten Dale Heffernan said:
When a pirate goes shopping, what does he want?
A barrrrrgain!
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On May 15, 2006, one-legged Pirate Tom said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast cereal?
Lucky Charrrrms!
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