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On May 5, 2006, barnacle bitten Eric said:
What does a pirate put on his fish?
TaarrrrrrrTaaarrrrrrrrrr sauce!
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From: Windsor, ON
On May 2, 2006, captain Sarikka said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The Arrrmy... no, the Navy, he's a pirate!
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From: Catalina Island Marine Institute
On May 1, 2006, regular scallywag Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?
AAAAArrrrrr ya free Saturday night?
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On May 1, 2006, one-legged Rob S. said:
What cable program does a pirate most often watch?
SportsCentaaaarrrrrr!
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On May 1, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
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