- These be jokes 711 - 715 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On March 15, 2006, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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From: WonTon's mom |
On March 13, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Ball said:
Why couldn't the pirate eat any more pizza?
Because of all the pieces he ate....
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On March 12, 2006, barnacle bitten Trevor said:
Who's a pirate's favorite golfer?
TiGARRR! Why? Because he is always under pARRR!!
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On March 12, 2006, scurvy dog damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones' locker if ya don't let me in!
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From: 40 langdale road |
On March 11, 2006, seven sea sailin' Will said:
What food group does a pirate leave out when he is on a diet?
CaRRRRRRRbs!
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From: The Sea |
