- These be jokes 736 - 740 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite weapon?
A skull and cross-bow!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate call his Mum?
MotheARRRRRrrrrrggghhh!
From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
You get a guy with nine arms and a cannon.
From: Web site ahoy! |
On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the hippie pirate need?
A Harrrrrrrrrrcut!
From: Meself |