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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate take for a headache?
Arrrrrr-buprofen!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
Medium RAAARRRrrrrrreeee!
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On December 18, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?
Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!
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From: Overheard at a pirate party |
On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite Nirvana song?
Come as you ARRRRrrrggghhh!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
