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On September 21, 2009, scurvy dog Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
Harrrrrdees!
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On September 20, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
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From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival |
On September 19, 2009, one-legged Dread Pirate Roberts said:
What do you call a person who steals from pirates to give to the rich and poor?
Robin Hook!
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From: Took someone elses joke and made it better. |
On September 19, 2009, seven sea sailin' Direz said:
What do pirates believe in?
D-ARRRRR-winism!!!
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From: Places Unknown |
On September 19, 2009, the grog-addicted Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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