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On September 24, 2014, regular scallywag Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
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From: Me own pirate head
On September 19, 2014, land-lubber James Craven said:
What is a pirate's favorite Beatles song?
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From: Myself
On September 14, 2014, the scurvy Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
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From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!!
On August 18, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
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On July 31, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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From: Oregon