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On March 16, 2013, the most piratical Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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From: Inspired by other Arr Kansas jokes |
On February 15, 2013, one-eyed mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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From: mike p |
On February 15, 2013, barnacle bitten mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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From: mike p |
On December 12, 2012, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!' |
On November 26, 2012, scurvy dog Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: From my own brain, matey!!! |
