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On February 15, 2013, scurvy knave mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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From: mike p |
On December 12, 2012, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!' |
On November 26, 2012, seven sea sailin' Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: From my own brain, matey!!! |
On October 2, 2012, scurvy dog Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School |
On September 18, 2012, seven sea sailin' The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.) |
