On April 20, 2010, the dreaded Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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On April 7, 2010, one-eyed man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
From: ESPN's Sportsnation · Link hearrrre!
On April 7, 2010, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
From: SportsNation at ESPN · Link hearrrre!
On April 7, 2010, barnacle-bitten James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite movie?
"Booty and the Beast"!
From: The guys at SportsNation 3/23/10 · Link hearrrre!
On April 5, 2010, scurvy knave Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
From: A pirate · Link hearrrre!
On March 25, 2010, the dreaded Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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On March 22, 2010, land-lubber Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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On March 16, 2010, regular scallywag Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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On February 26, 2010, the dreaded Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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On February 21, 2010, the scurvy Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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On February 19, 2010, the grog-addicted Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
From: Pirate's Cove Lore Galore Volume 4 Issue 1 · Link hearrrre!
On February 16, 2010, regular scallywag Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
Aye.
From: Captain Yarrrrley · Link hearrrre!
On February 10, 2010, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
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On February 3, 2010, seven-sea sailin' King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
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