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On July 30, 2013, captain Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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From: We made it up. |
On June 9, 2013, one-legged Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
On June 5, 2013, the dreaded Black Eye Joe said:
A Pirate with a Wooden Eye walked into a Scanty Bar.
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
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From: Old as I am or older |
On May 23, 2013, the sea-bitten Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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From: me |
On April 14, 2013, regular scallywag Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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From: Andrew Harris |
