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On July 9, 2014, the most piratical The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
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From: Arrrrrrticles i have read
On May 13, 2014, barnacle bitten Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters
On May 4, 2014, scurvy dog CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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From: Meself I thinks
On March 19, 2014, land-lubber Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
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From: The greatness of my mind
On March 19, 2014, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
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From: Off the top of me head scurvy!!! Yarrrrrrrrr!