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On February 20, 2007, seven sea sailin' Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
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On February 19, 2007, the dreaded Tommy Phelan said:
Why do pirates have such bad breath?
Because they eat gyARRRlic!
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On February 17, 2007, the dreaded Chum-bucketeer said:
What did the pirate from Kansas name the land he discovered?
ARRRR-kansas!
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On February 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Johnny S said:
What did the doctor say to the pirate?
Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"
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On February 13, 2007, scurvy knave Dale said:
What is a pirate's favorite soft drink?
ARRRRR-C Cola!
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