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On December 17, 2006, the most piratical beardymcbeardbeard said:
There once was a pirate captain, he lorded over the seas. There were none as brave as this pirate captain. One day as the sun was just peeping over the horizon, a crew member awoke to see that there was a ship heading toward their own precious vessel- their own precious vessel that was the home to countless priceless genuine artifacts.
As soon as he spied this unfriendly colony sailing toward his own precious ship, the crewman ran {as fast as he could with only one leg} to his beloved captains quarters crieing out cries of "Captain! captain! Oh one who lords so lordly over the seas, there is a ship nearing these waters! I dont think it wise to remain in slumber whilst such a danger is advancing upon us!"
The captain, tired from a long night partying the previous evening, merely waved his hand at the dedicated crewman and replied "See, thats why I am the captain"
As soon as he spied this unfriendly colony sailing toward his own precious ship, the crewman ran {as fast as he could with only one leg} to his beloved captains quarters crieing out cries of "Captain! captain! Oh one who lords so lordly over the seas, there is a ship nearing these waters! I dont think it wise to remain in slumber whilst such a danger is advancing upon us!"
The captain, tired from a long night partying the previous evening, merely waved his hand at the dedicated crewman and replied "See, thats why I am the captain"
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From: me own head |
On December 16, 2006, one-eyed fletch said:
Where do pirates work when they retire?
Wal-Marrrrrrrt!
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From: made it up |
On December 16, 2006, the scurvy griffin said:
Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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From: made it up |
On December 16, 2006, scurvy knave Morganti said:
What's a pirate's favourite cheese?
Cheddaaaaarrrrrrrrr!
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From: A abseiling instructor halfway down the wall |
On December 13, 2006, scurvy knave Mildred Fancypants said:
What was wrong with the pirate's door?
It was AJAAAArrrrrrrgghh!
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From: friend |
