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On March 3, 2007, the sea-bitten Stuarrrrrt Hoyle said:
What is a pirate's favourite herb?
Parrrrsley!!
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On March 3, 2007, one-legged Capt. Rhone said:
What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?
I knew I should have plundered that plunger!
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On March 3, 2007, land-lubber Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!
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On March 1, 2007, the scurvy Aidan said:
What is a pirate's favourite sweet?
Smarrrrrrrties!
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On February 23, 2007, the sea-bitten cass said:
What do you call a pirate who went to college?
SmAAAAARRRRRT!
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