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On March 10, 2007, captain cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What was the pirate's pet dog named?
Patches!
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On March 10, 2007, the grog-addicted cap'n corpsegrinder said:
What do you call a really angry pirate?
(p)Irate!
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On March 8, 2007, the scurvy James said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of humor?
Sarrrrrrrr-casm!
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From: me peg leg
On March 7, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Shibe said:
Where does a pirate put his trash?
In the GARRRRRbage!!!
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On March 4, 2007, the grog-addicted cpt gerry two patches said:
How would you recognise an Irish pirate?
He has a patch over both eyes!
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From: Ireland