
- These be jokes 491 - 495 of 995 scurvy jokes!
 
On October 17, 2006, one-eyed Rick & Saul said:
          How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
                    
                        By Taxi Crab!
                      
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               From: A Christmas cracker              | 
          
On October 17, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
          Why did the pirate cross the road?
                    
                        To ARRRRRRive at the other side!
                      
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               From: My scurvy ridden brain              | 
          
On October 17, 2006, captain Bruin said:
          What is a pirate's favorite brand of rum?
                    
                        BacARRRRRRRdi DARRRRRRRk!
                      
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               From: Me (I definitely have too much time on my hands!)              | 
          
On October 17, 2006, the most piratical Bruin said:
          What is a pirate's favorite brand of whiskey?
                    
                        Makers MARRRRRRRk!
                      
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               From: My grog besotted brain              | 
          
On October 17, 2006, the scurvy Machete Dan said:
          What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
                    
                        An ARRRRRRRsonist!
                      
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               From: I thought it up              | 
          










          
          

