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On October 17, 2006, barnacle bitten Rick & Saul said:
How do pirates get from Ship to Ship
By Taxi Crab!
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From: A Christmas cracker
On October 17, 2006, the most piratical Bruin said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To ARRRRRRive at the other side!
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From: My scurvy ridden brain
On October 17, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of rum?
BacARRRRRRRdi DARRRRRRRk!
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From: Me (I definitely have too much time on my hands!)
On October 17, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of whiskey?
Makers MARRRRRRRk!
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From: My grog besotted brain
On October 17, 2006, seven sea sailin' Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
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