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On October 13, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite Oldsmobile model?
A Cutlass!
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From: My grog saturated brain. |
On October 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
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From: Me, ye lubbers! |
On October 13, 2006, land-lubber Bruin said:
How do you scare away a pirate?
You tell him you've got a colony of termites, and you're not afraid to use it!
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From: My grog besotted brain |
On October 13, 2006, seven sea sailin' Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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From: Me |
On October 13, 2006, barnacle bitten Bruin said:
Why do pirates revere the Three Wise Men?
Because they came from afAAAAAAAAAR!
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From: Me |
