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On November 10, 2006, the sea-bitten A Saavy Sea Lass said:
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
The outside!
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On November 10, 2006, salty ol' A Saavy Sea Lass said:
Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?
He only needed to put one leg up!
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On November 8, 2006, one-legged Doug Price said:
What is a pirate's favorite hobby?
GARRRRdening!
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On November 8, 2006, the grog-addicted Flip Zigger said:
Why couldn't the pirate get over the Berlin Wall?
It had bARRRRRRbed wire!
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On November 8, 2006, scurvy knave Captain Mati said:
How did the bees kill the pirate?
They swARRRRRmed around him!
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