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On October 31, 2006, the sea-bitten jessereno said:
How do pirates in New York City get home?
They take the AARRRR train!
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On October 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Justin Taylor Landis said:
What does a pirate's dog say?
Arrrrrrrrf!!
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On October 28, 2006, the grog-addicted rikki said:
What is a pirate's favourite monkey?
An ARRRRrrrrrr-angutan!
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On October 26, 2006, the sea-bitten Ann said:
How do two pirates prove their strength?
They ARRRRRRRM wrestle!
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On October 26, 2006, regular scallywag Ann said:
What did the young pirate say when told that he wasn't allowed to cuss?
Daaarrrrn!
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