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On October 17, 2006, the most piratical Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
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On October 13, 2006, land-lubber Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
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From: Me, ye lubbers!
On October 13, 2006, scurvy dog Bruin said:
Why do pirates revere the Three Wise Men?
Because they came from afAAAAAAAAAR!
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From: Me
On October 11, 2006, one-eyed Tatiana said:
What's a pirate's favorite sports drink?
GatARRRRRade!
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On October 6, 2006, scurvy knave Anonymous said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop for clothes?
Old Navy!
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