- These be jokes 306 - 310 of 698 scurvy jokes!
On October 22, 2006, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
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On October 17, 2006, one-eyed Tony said:
Why didn't the pirate want to go to the store?
It was too FAAARRRRRR!!
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From: Teacher |
On October 17, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To ARRRRRRive at the other side!
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From: My scurvy ridden brain |
On October 17, 2006, regular scallywag Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of rum?
BacARRRRRRRdi DARRRRRRRk!
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From: Me (I definitely have too much time on my hands!) |
On October 17, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of whiskey?
Makers MARRRRRRRk!
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From: My grog besotted brain |
