- These be jokes 186 - 190 of 260 scurvy jokes!
On August 14, 2006, one-legged Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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From: somewhere humourous... |
On August 13, 2006, the dreaded Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
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From: Original |
On August 3, 2006, the sea-bitten Dean said:
What do you say to a pirate who cannot see out of his left eye?
Take off the patch ye scurvy pirate!
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From: Australia |
On August 1, 2006, the most piratical Jeremy said:
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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From: me! |
On July 27, 2006, barnacle bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic |
