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On July 24, 2006, one-legged bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
From: my friend |
On July 20, 2006, one-eyed LIVVE said:
What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?
A nervous wreck!!!!
From: friend |
On July 18, 2006, salty ol' Alex said:
Why is the pirate captain never worried about ripped sails?
He's never short on patches!
On July 15, 2006, one-eyed Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite cocktail?
A marrrggarita!
From: MandiVegas |
On July 15, 2006, barnacle bitten Mandi said:
What's a Pirate's favorite pasta?
MacARRRRrrrroni!
From: MandiVegas |