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On August 26, 2006, the dreaded Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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On August 18, 2006, the scurvy Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
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On August 17, 2006, salty ol' Claire Foster said:
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
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On August 17, 2006, one-legged Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
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On August 16, 2006, the most piratical Babette Undertow said:
Who's a Pirate's Spiritual leader?
Siddharrrrrrtha!
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