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On July 4, 2006, the scurvy Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
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On June 28, 2006, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
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On June 20, 2006, the sea-bitten victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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On June 20, 2006, salty ol' victor said:
Whats a pirate's favourite colour?
Depends on the pirate.
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On June 20, 2006, one-legged Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?
On the poop deck!
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