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On September 30, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
A privateer!
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On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On September 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Pirate yell when he starts a fight?
Let's get ready to RUMble!
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On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does the Pirate Santa Claus say at Christmas?
Yo-Ho-Ho-Ho!
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On September 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
Let's get on the ship, men!
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