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On March 26, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
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On March 26, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What would you do if you saw ten great big hairy pirates coming toward you?
Hope they were going to a fancy dress party!
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On March 24, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
I don't know if you guys have heard about this new Pirate corn they've got now.
I guess it's going to be like a buck an ear.
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
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On March 20, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
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