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On May 12, 2006, regular scallywag Sally said:
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
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On May 11, 2006, the scurvy Captain Karikas said:
What do pirates have in common with serial killers?
They both have pieces of eight lying about the house!
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On May 11, 2006, barnacle bitten Captain Karikas said:
Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tied to them?
So when they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore!
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On May 11, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Redruth, servant to Squire Trelawney said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
Yo ho ho ho!
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On May 1, 2006, scurvy knave Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
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