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On March 12, 2006, regular scallywag damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
Illsick ya in Davey Jones' locker if ya don't let me in!
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On March 8, 2006, captain Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
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From: cause ADD is a mental disease that makes you have a short attention span
On February 28, 2006, seven sea sailin' Brennan Dewey said:
What does a pirate use to read his future?
Parrot Cards!
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On February 2, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Josh Keller said:
Why do pirates have hooks for hands?
Because they're s'curvy!
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On February 1, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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