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On June 12, 2005, the most piratical joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago... |
On May 31, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?
They were marooned!
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From: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists: A Novel by Gideon Defoe |
On May 31, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
Lamb cutlass.
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From: Best Pirate Jokes (Captain Pugwash) by Ian Rylett |
On March 26, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?
They wanted to make a clean getaway!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
