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On September 22, 2006, captain Low Class Mo said:
What is a pirate's favorite computer game (not including Sid Meier's Pirates!)?
StarrrrrrrrrrCraft!
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On September 21, 2006, regular scallywag ava said:
Why did the man have to become a pirate?
He didn't learn the 3 ARRRRRRRs!
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On September 21, 2006, the sea-bitten ava said:
How do most pirates die?
1) CAAARRrrrrdiac ARRrrrest 2) HeARRRrrrt cancARRR!!
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On September 21, 2006, chumbucket lickin' ava said:
What do Voldemort's pirate followers send up into the sky with their wands?
The DARRRRrrk MARRRRRrrrrk!
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On September 21, 2006, one-eyed pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
A dinoSAAAARRRRRrrrrr!!!
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