- These be jokes 641 - 645 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On June 20, 2006, seven sea sailin' victor said:
Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
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From: me mind |
On June 20, 2006, chumbucket lickin' victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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From: me mind |
On June 20, 2006, regular scallywag victor said:
Whats a pirate's favourite colour?
Depends on the pirate.
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From: me mind |
On June 20, 2006, scurvy knave Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?
On the poop deck!
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On June 20, 2006, the sea-bitten Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
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From: Louisville, KY |
