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On July 2, 2006, one-legged Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!

That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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On June 29, 2006, the grog-addicted John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
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On June 28, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
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On June 28, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
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On June 27, 2006, the most piratical Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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