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On June 14, 2006, land-lubber Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
From: Myself |
On June 13, 2006, scurvy dog Elise Ali said:
What is a pirate's favorite animal?
An AAAAAArrrdvark!!!
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From: my brain |
On June 12, 2006, one-legged Terri Enriquez said:
Why did the pirate like Noah?
Because he built an AARRRRrrrk!
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From: My head |
On June 12, 2006, scurvy dog Terri said:
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
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From: Me head |
On June 9, 2006, one-legged thingythekid said:
What's a tongue-tied Pirate called?
InARRticulate!