- These be jokes 726 - 730 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On February 1, 2006, the sea-bitten Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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From: not sure |
On January 27, 2006, land-lubber Sonny Garza said:
What is a Pirate's Favorite Car?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Farrrrrrfugnugen!
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On January 25, 2006, regular scallywag Garhan Attebury said:
Where do pirates save their files?
/vaaaarrrrr!!!
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From: My own bad sense of obscure computer humor |
On January 15, 2006, the sea-bitten Jenny said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"
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From: Pirate Jenny |
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
