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On February 28, 2006, the sea-bitten Brennan Dewey said:
Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.
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On February 28, 2006, regular scallywag Brian Thiel said:
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
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On February 24, 2006, the sea-bitten Brennan Dewey said:
What is a pirate's favorite Star Trek character?
Tasha Yarrrr!
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On February 23, 2006, one-legged Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
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From: A land lubbin matey of mine
On February 2, 2006, the grog-addicted Josh Keller said:
Why do pirates have hooks for hands?
Because they're s'curvy!
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From: Made it up.