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On September 19, 2009, captain Captain Cutlass said:
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!!!
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On September 18, 2009, regular scallywag Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
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On September 18, 2009, the sea-bitten Wadder said:
Who always gets their share of the pirates' loot?
The I.RRRRRR.S!
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On September 17, 2009, captain Frank the Iron Fist said:
How do pirates communicate with dogs?
Pirate: AARRRrrrr!!!!
Dog: AAARRRRrrrff, AAAAARRRRrffff!!
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On September 15, 2009, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Scurvy Dog Steve said:
A pirate recently retired and joined the American Association of Retired, Reprehensible, Rapacious, Rabid Guys, otherwise known as AARRRRG!
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