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On March 24, 2009, scurvy dog GypsyDee said:
What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?
He got Marooned!
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From: cast away at sea (on the Net)
On March 21, 2009, land-lubber Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head)
On March 17, 2009, the most piratical Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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From: Me!
On March 14, 2009, the sea-bitten Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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From: My mind
On March 13, 2009, the grog-addicted Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
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From: Farmington, NM