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On June 23, 2009, barnacle bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
On June 21, 2009, one-eyed Jd said:
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant??
Olive GaRRRRRRRRRRden!!!
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From: my aunt and uncle |
On June 21, 2009, the scurvy Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
From: Friends |
On June 16, 2009, one-legged Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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From: deep inside me pirate gullet |
On June 10, 2009, one-legged Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?
Long Johns!
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From: Martinsburg, WV |