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On August 30, 2009, salty ol' Elizabeth Holcombe said:
What does a surfer pirate say?
GnARRRRRRRRly dude!
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From: Greenville, SC
On August 14, 2009, the dreaded romeyus said:
What is a pirate's favorite way to fly?
A helicoptAAARRR!!
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From: arrr ye mother
On July 19, 2009, scurvy dog Captian Aarrrrron said:
Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!
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From: Florida
On June 29, 2009, seven sea sailin' sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
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From: my friends crazy head!
On June 24, 2009, salty ol' David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
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