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On May 15, 2009, the scurvy Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
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On May 15, 2009, the sea-bitten Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
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On April 22, 2009, land-lubber Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
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On April 21, 2009, seven sea sailin' Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!
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On March 29, 2009, scurvy dog Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
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