On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Lynn Shoop said:
Where does a pirate buy his gas?
AARRco!!
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Every joke in the hold
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On September 19, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Genevieve Atkerson said:
What's an indie pirate's favorite film?
Garrrrrrrrden State!
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On September 19, 2006, the scurvy Joseph said:
What do pirates like to do in their free time?
Watch pirated DVD's, Arrrrgh!
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On September 19, 2006, one-legged John said:
What's a pirate's favorite television show?
E. AAARRRR!
On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Matt said:
What sits on your shoulder and says "Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"?
A parrotty error!
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On September 19, 2006, salty ol' James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
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On September 18, 2006, land-lubber Mr. T said:
After a particuliarly long fight at sea the winning captain comes ashore to find a large crew of media. The reporters fight to ask questions before the Captain finally singles out one attractive, young reporter, who asks: "Captain, Where did you learn such amazing tactics? was it the Navy?"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
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On September 18, 2006, captain Shipmate TicTac said:
How do pirates like their eggs for breakfast?
HAARRRRD boiled!
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On September 18, 2006, the most piratical Daniel said:
What's a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis movie?
Arrrrrrrrrmageddon!!!
On September 14, 2006, one-eyed Bonney Cap'n Iron Pants Micah said:
What is a pirate's favorite geological land mass?
An ARRRRchapelago!
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On September 14, 2006, the most piratical Lass Al said:
What did the pirate say to his friend when he farted?
Well blow me down!
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On September 11, 2006, the scurvy Maxwell Jack said:
What do you call a mathematically intelligent buccaneer?
A PI-rat (PI= 3.14)
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On September 8, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Gabbi said:
Why was fishing the pirate's favorite pastime?
Argh, because he was hooked!!
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On September 8, 2006, salty ol' Karl said:
Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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On September 7, 2006, land-lubber Patrick said:
What be a pirate's least favorite colour?
MARRRRRRRROON!
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