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On May 15, 2009, one-legged Ranzoon said:
Why do pirates like to play Chinese Checkers?
Because it's got a star board!!!!
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From: I made it up |
On May 15, 2009, captain Taz said:
When the pirates noticed that their skin was rough, they blamed the corsair.
Harrrrr!
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From: Meself |
On April 22, 2009, scurvy knave Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
From: My mind |
On April 21, 2009, the sea-bitten Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!
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On March 29, 2009, the scurvy Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
A man that asks you, "what brings you to my E. RRRRRRRRR?
From: I made it up |