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On March 13, 2009, salty ol' Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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On March 5, 2009, salty ol' White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
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On February 11, 2009, barnacle bitten Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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On February 5, 2009, regular scallywag Cap'n Joe said:
Who is a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
MARRRRRRRtin Luther King!!
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On February 5, 2009, one-legged phatnadz said:
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!!
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