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On March 13, 2009, the sea-bitten Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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From: Farmington, NM
On March 5, 2009, the scurvy White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
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From: Stoney Creek, Ontario, Canada
On February 11, 2009, the grog-addicted Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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On February 5, 2009, the scurvy Cap'n Joe said:
Who is a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
MARRRRRRRtin Luther King!!
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On February 5, 2009, the grog-addicted phatnadz said:
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!!
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