Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On September 20, 2008, scurvy knave Capt. John "Hairy" Lee said:
Did you hear about the demented pirate?
He was a tad gARR gARR!!!
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On September 19, 2008, captain Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
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On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On September 19, 2008, land-lubber Pam Halter aka Cap'n Ethel Kidd said:
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
Hop aboard, matey!
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On September 19, 2008, the grog-addicted Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?

Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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