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On September 19, 2008, one-legged Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
Parrrrkinsons disease!
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From: made it up |
On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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From: made up |
On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates work in the off season?
Pharrrrmacies!
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On September 19, 2008, scurvy knave Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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From: made it up |
On September 19, 2008, the scurvy evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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From: me cranium |
