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On September 19, 2008, seven sea sailin' Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
Parrrrkinsons disease!
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On September 19, 2008, one-legged Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates work in the off season?
Pharrrrmacies!
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On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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On September 19, 2008, the most piratical evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!

(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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