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On September 19, 2008, the dreaded Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
Parrrrkinsons disease!
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On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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From: made up |
On September 19, 2008, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates work in the off season?
Pharrrrmacies!
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On September 19, 2008, salty ol' Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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From: made it up |
On September 19, 2008, the sea-bitten evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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From: me cranium |
